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How does it feel like to unwillingly send off your fiance to a “job” that would certainly get him killed? How do you manage to have a tremendous hope when everybody’s been telling you that he’s dead? How do you keep on going after him when your eyes actually revealed his grave?

How could you still believe that you’re engaged to him when it’s no longer a shared memory?

#ohmyfangirlheart #couldnothandlethisheartbreak #engagedforever #gaspardjustgotomybedroomthisinstant

The Hunger Games Movie

To the citizens of Panem, we were once again brought to the edge of our seats as the 74th Annual Hunger Games finally happened in the theaters.

First off, let me greet you a Happy Hunger Games and may the odds be ever in your favor!

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I was fortunate enough to bag some premiere (March 21st) midnight screening tickets in Greenbelt. But actually, I had a little fangirl crisis a day before the event, but I was rescued by my true friend, Abi. <3 Haha! I almost had no one to go watch it with! Can you imagine watching The Hunger Games alone and no one to fangirl before, during and after the movie? Not acceptable. Hence, my love for Abi just got deeper. :D

Fast forward to the next day, I watched it again with my sibs, Bigs & Aiah, in Glorietta. Before anything else, can I just say that the Glorietta crowd was more participative? Haha! Perhaps because more non-readers went to Glorietta and the hardcore fangirls watched in Greenbelt. I’m not implying any correlation though. It’s just that, I enjoyed watching with very reactive people. :D

Enough of my anecdote and let’s get to the “reel” deal. Let’s categorize my fangirl feelings into Liked and Disliked.

LIKED

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1. JENNIFER LAWRENCE. This. woman. is. outstanding! She’s outrageous! She got the grit of a father-orphaned breadwinner, the innocence of a District 12 tribute plunged in the Capitol, the unforgivingness of a hunter and the heart of a sister, a friend and a team player. My nitpicking about her *body* was nothing and was the last thing on my mind when I was watching her shoot an arrow, get broken over a kill and grow anxious about Peeta. SHE. WAS. ON. FAYAH! “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!!” –absolute muhfckn win!

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2. JOSH HUTCHERSON. The Hutch knows how to be Peeta. The true kindness in his heart, the pretend-face in front of the cameras, the charm (made me smile every single fckn time), the jawporn, everything. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Especially those pre-Arena and post-Arena interviews! Damn it, pretty boy, why are you so freakin’ charming?! Oh, and let’s not forget the rooftop scene where you smiled genuinely at Katniss as if she was the world to you! I DIEEEE. HENCE, I VOLUNTEER AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND I WON’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. Haha!

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3. THE FLIRTING OF KATNISS AND GALE. Enough said!!!

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4. KATNISS’ LOVE FOR PRIM. It was exceptional. Tremendously reflected in the movie. Great job!

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5. GALE’S REACTIONS TO THE “STAR-CROSSED LOVERS SHOW” IN THE ARENA. Haha! Definitely uncanny. Made my heart too giddy. LOL

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6. ALEXANDER LUDWIG. Dude. Can I just say that if I was one of the Capitol residents, I would bet on him? This guy knows his sht. A legit tribute. HIS HOTNESS IS TOO MUCH FOR THE CAMERAS TO TAKE. HE SHOULD PROCEED TO MY BEDROOM THIS INSTANT. :D :D :D

7. ISABELLE FUHRMAN. “Where’s lover boy?” –this line sent chills to my spine!

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8. RUE’S DEATH AND KATNISS’ GRIEF. Amazing and heart-shattering. No words for this. All the awards to Jennifer Lawrence!

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9. POST-GAMES. “I DON’T WANNA FORGET.” Peetaaaaaa, why are you doing this to me?! Come to me, Peeta. Come to meeeee!

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10. I LOOOOOOVED THE HAPPENINGS OUTSIDE THE ARENA. The dialogue between Snow & Crane, the explanation how Crane played the tributes inside the Arena and most especially–Haymitch’s “star-crossed lovers” suggestion to Crane. Wonderful. Loved it!

11. HOW CRANE DIED. Oh wow.

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12. CRANE’S BEARD.

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13. STANLEY TUCCI. One of the most flexible actors in this generation!

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14. LENNY KRAVITZ. Here’s a public apology for not liking you before. But after seeing you on the big screen, damn Dude, you rocked as Cinna! You’ve given him an undeniably different attitude that I couldn’t even put into words. A-mazing!

15. THE CAPITOL’S FONDNESS OVER THE GAMES. Made me feel rage towards those heartless people. I know you felt that too.

DISLIKED

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1. When did District 12 get that bright and clean? I was thinking of a gloomy place, as if it was your worst nightmare.

2. WHERE THE F WAS THE ALMOST-NAKED PEETA SCENE? WHERE? WHEEEEERE?

3. They should have given more attention as to how Katniss & Rue’s friendship grew. The progression was a bit abrupt for my liking. Tsk tsk.

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4. Honestly, the intimacy of Katniss and Peeta, while just for a show, was not established very well. It seemed like cut-out papers all hastily pieced together to form a story. Yes. I demand for more kissing scenes. And Peeta’s humor despite his condition was lost. He was supposed to be naturally teasing Katniss! What the hell did just happen?

5. They obviously balanced the exposure of each scene to be faithful to the plot of the book. While this should be a good thing for the readers, I assume they also did it for the non-readers. Still, I believe that they could have lengthened or given more effort to establish the parts with Rue and Peeta inside the Arena.

6. Another little peeve was they hugely adjusted to the “PG 13″ market. DAMN GUYS. We could have aimed for an R13 or R15! The morbidity of the Games lost its glory.

7. This may be a nitpicking on my part, but the ending should have been heartbreaking for Peeta–that Katniss’ romantic gestures inside the Arena was just a ploy to keep them alive. That she was just ~acting. That scene was essential to my life! Haha!

After a long list of likes & dislikes–

VERDICT: Above Average. Rocks my socks! A pretty decent adaptation of the book. But personally, I feel that it could have been a lot better but yeknow, my hardcore fangirl standards can work with that. Okay, scratch that. I CAN WATCH THE MOVIE ON LOOP FOREVER. Hihi. <3

And now we wait for Catching Fire. On the lookout: WHO WILL PLAY AS FINNICK ODAIR? :D

Daz it. I’m always open for a movie discussion so we can all pour our fangirl hearts out! Just holler!

Signing off,

Nash Albacea
Irrigator
District 11 

Can We All Just Take A Moment

…and ogle over Tom Hardy and Chris Pine? :D

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  1. That British accent
  2. Those tattoos peeking from his goddamn sexy shirt (I think he’s the first guy that got me turned on with just his tattoos)
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  1. Those blue eyes
  2. That just-the-right-built hot bod

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Gawd, these men!!

This Means War was friggin hilarious! And it doesn’t help any concentration with these two hot stuff always on cam! I think my bad week just wore off. Hahaha! :D

P.S.
Finger and Klimt. :D :D :D

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Hollywood)

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Finally! Finally… and I won’t get tired of saying “finally” because I’ve been dying to see the Hollywood version of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (from author Stieg Larsson). :D

(I still don’t get why we have to endure weeks of seeing MMFF movies in the theaters during December-January when all they do is make sequels of SRR, Enteng Kabisote and Tanging Ina.) /endofrant

I mean, Daniel Craig + Rooney Mara + David Fincher? Damn, this team is just dope!

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Hodgepodge of thoughts on the movie:

  1. Rooney Mara was spectacularly awesome. BadAss MuhFckr. Honestly, I didn’t expect that she could pull off a Lisbeth Salander, but she really leveled to Noomi Rapace. Hell, I think Mara even surpassed Rapace! That’s how good she was! Hence, an Oscar nomination is just right in place.
  2. Daniel Craig is and will always be hot. However, his “Blomkvist-ness” wasn’t too evident in his acting. I can’t put a finger on it, but he seemed to lack the self-doubts, extreme concentration and eagerness of Mikael Blomkvist.
  3. When I grow up (if I’m still qualified to use this statement), I wanna be Robin Wright (Erika Berger). Damn, this woman’s appeal is astoundingly intimidating.
  4. Major details that were left out perhaps due to information overload in the book: a) Blomkvist’s imprisonment; b) Cecilia Vanger’s huge role in the investigation; c) Martin’s literal car crash; d) Salander’s Mom; e) Martin’s photo album in the basement; f) The two Anitas; and g) That Trip to Australia.
  5. Fincher and/or Zaillian, why must you entirely change the real story of Harriet’s whereabouts?
  6. The movie assumed that their market already read the book. Seriously. If you hadn’t read it, you’ll get dazed and might not follow the plot immediately.
  7. All the adult scenes were toned down. Way way lighter than the book and the Swedish film.
  8. “Put your hand back in my shirt.” -Lisbeth to Mikael (I swooooooon)
  9. The soundtrack is very appropriate, and of course, amazing! Badass, I must say.
  10. The accent is to die for! Hard, strong. Gawd, I wanna be Swedish! ;-)
  11. Armansky was downright smokin’! Can’t believe there wasn’t even a body exposure from this man! Dang it. HAHA. That would’ve been so misaligned to the story.

Generally, I liked it, but it could’ve been so much better if the conclusion/twist was aligned with the original story. That would’ve had more impact. Still, Rooney Mara makes up for everything and I’ve decided that I would not just give a goddamn fck if it wasn’t canon-faithful. Haha! :D

Lastly, I loved how they executed the ending. It just gave more weight to Lisbeth’s feelings for Mikael, but regardless of current romantic partners, he will always be Erika’s.

Perhaps I should continue reading The Girl Who Played With Fire.  ;-)

What’s Your Number?

Truth be told, you can never have enough coquettish sighting of Chris Evans; and this movie just proved that right.

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“What’s Your Number?” is your same old Romantic Comedy where serendipity of two people with a love-hate relationship transpires & voila–they end up in bed together. The only catch here is you’ll see a sufficient exposure of Chris Evan’s dangerous body.

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Here goes my list of Top Chris Evans scenes:

1. The first impression – What is up with the neighbor who gets the newspaper on his doorstep while totally naked? Well, at least he has the decency to cover his genitals with a towel. Hahaha!

2. Meeting Simon – This guy can take a hint, but he lingers around just to make you feel annoyed. I guess he’s digging fake brit accents. LOL

 

3. Skinny dipping – Enough said!!! I’d like to post the NSFW photos, but I don’t want my blog to look like a porn site. So, I’ll just give you his pre-skinny dipping shot:

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4. Taking it slow – Remember when Colin (Evans) and Ally (Faris) finally kissed and they were about to do it, but Ally wants to take things slow? It really showed how Colin respects Ally when he agreed to wait and step back instead of going all the way. (Too bad I can’t find a photo or a clip of it. That make out scene was damn hot.)

5. “I love you too, three hundred and…” – Oh well, this is just the sweetest. <3

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P.S.

Chris Evans’ boxers say “Hi.”

Now Ladies, altogether now.

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