Wild Comeback of Skins

Our extremely liberated favorite bunch of the north west is back! And they absolutely have blown the minds of the audience with their Moroccan junkie party. Teenage angst, young love, secret affairs and brain-cracking shenanigans are back on our screens and I couldn’t be happier.

Oh, hail the very sexxxay Mini (Freya Mavor)! Driving a motorbike wearing a bikini top paired with a varsity jacket? Dayum hot!

Brace yourselves for a lot of screencaps! Mostly featuring my ever-favorite Skins character, Franky (Dakota Blue Richards). Spoiler alert!

En route to Morocco!

Lovers' Quarrel

Le bitches. Oh and I see Mini and Franky close together.

Franky, flashing the cutest smile to crash a party.

And Luke (the party host) seems so damn pleased with Franky's rack.

That lip bite!

Franky sure does know how to partehhh

Temptress. No, she wasn't with her boyfriend in this scene.

Serpentine eyes

The show has begun! Still not her boyfriend. Haha!

My OTP: Franky & Mini. Sorry ladies, nothing happened between them.

Matty, always watching his girl.

Holyshhhh that bod!

Beach party in the morning. Why not?!

Oh hot dayum!

I miss seeing her smoke. I don't know why.

Teenage dream. And the chase begins!

Back to school with a terrible news.

Grace Blood.

Guilt.

Wishing for more Franky-Mini and Franky-Matty scenes.

The Awkward Life of Jenna Hamilton

You probably know by now that I’m a sucker for Romantic Comedy movies. It’s the only reason why I’m still sane and how I’m assured that I still have a romantic bone.

Well, this weekend, my brother downloaded the 1st season of the MTV series “Awkward,” starred by Ashley Rickards.

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And I loved it! Don’t you just get bummed out when a movie ends in an hour and a half? With this series, it can just go on and on. It’s like my dose of extended RomCom!

To strengthen my case, I shall hereby enumerate the reasons why I liked it:

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• It’s set in high school! Uhhh, one of my wishes is to reset everything (as in everything) that happened during my high school years. Thus, I’m trying to channel that wish into this TV show and the likes of it.
• Oh come on, the title is AWKWARD. What could be more appropriate to describe myself than AWKWARD? Nothing. Because I’m the epitome of that word. If Webster had known me when the dictionary was written, my name would’ve been there as a synonym!
• Sadie, the head bitch is fat!! Yes! For a freakin’ change! And mind you, I felt for her in Episode 6. I’m totally suffering from serious insecurities due to my awful genes i.e. huge face, bulgy arms, humongous belly, enormous legs.
• Jenna reminds me of Ellen Page. Hee. :>
• Jake. Enough said. <3

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If you noticed, yes I purposely excluded Matty (albeit he’s Jenna’s object of fantasy). No guy loves a girl if he doesn’t have the balls to tell the world. Yes you heard that McKibben!

Good day.

P.S.
Watch it!!!!!

I Will Go Down With This Ship

If there’s any couple that I’m shipping so hard, it would definitely be Robin Scherbatsky and Barney Stinson. My gahd, HIMYM S07E09!!! <3 <3 <3

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That kiss tops all the kisses. Enough said! <3 <3 <3

The Slutty Pumpkin & Canadian Bloodline

Thank you for this holiday, I was able to grab the new episode of How I Met Your Mother from my brother before I left for Makati this afternoon. And two things appealed to me in this week’s story (careful, these are spoilers) :

THE SLUTTY PUMPKIN RETURNS

After a decade, Ted finally found the Slutty Pumpkin. Funny how he had a freakin’ hard time searching for this woman, because the answer was in a costume rental shop all along. What’s funnier was how he easily got her address (gawd, the owner didn’t hesitate for a bit in giving away a customer’s residential deets), and in a snap, they’re already making out.

I can’t hide my disappointment, my friends. I was hoping that this reunion would be magical. Side note: this costume gave me an idea on how to dress next year. I should lose ten pounds first before I can pull it off, though.

But the disappointment didn’t stop in this could-have-been serendipitous tale. Actually, there was no magic at all. They hugged, they kissed, they cuddled. Still, nothing. My oh my, Ted. Can you hear me? I’m as desperate as you are in finding THE ONE. Hahaha!

Anyway, I guess it’s just not meant to be. Maybe you’ll die alone, Ted! No, just kidding. I love you. I would even marry you right here, right now. :-*

CANADIAN BLOODLINE

Totally not talking about Robin. But she was the key in unlocking a very big treasure scoop: Barney Stinson is 1/4 Canadian! Yes! His grandmother (father side) was born in Manitoba. Uhuh uhuh! #BURN #WICKEDBURN #SCHERBATSKYROCKS

Here’s what my girl Scherbatsky made him wore in the Halloween party:

Nah, just kiddin’. He bailed. It’s too much for him. HAHAHAHA!

The Ducky Tie

Highlights of The Ducky Tie episode of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 which I so much loved more than the first two eps combined:

1. Guess who’s back back back, back again: VICTORIA!
Victoria’s my favorite ex-girlfriend just because she’s the most outgoing, unconventional and optimistic woman among the long list of  Ted’s random skanks. No offense to Robin’s fans, but as a Robin-Barney shipper, I wouldn’t want my chicken to be paired with another guy, right? Anyway, I don’t really give a fuq if this is her first and last appearance in the season (given that she’s gonna get married pretty soon), but seeing her is like seeing a glimmer of hope for Ted’s flunking love life.

2. The Barney Stinson hashtags
#burn #ducktieslams #Stinsonrocks
3. Lily’s Boobs
I’m not very particular with Lily’s boobs, but what tickled me was the plot orchestrated by Barney just to touch (and squeeze or God forbid, honka honka) her boobs. He went through years of Pavlovian Classical Conditioning and months of studying Shinjitsu cooking techniques. Now that’s what you call dedication for the craft… of deception. LOL

4. The gang’s guesses as to who did Ted recently run into
- Lily: The girl who beat you up
- Barney: The girl who ruined a photo with Slash
- Marshall: The girl who made you get a butterfly tattoo

5. Why Victoria let go of Ted
“There is a reason why it didn’t work out between you and me. But it’s not Germany. And I’m willing to bet that it’s the same reason none of your past relationships in the last six years have lasted either. It’s Robin… yes, she’s so much bigger in your world than you realize. And this thing, that you’re all doing–you and Barney and Robin–where the three of you hang out at the bar, night in night out like you’re all just buddies, that doesn’t work. Trust me… I’m right about this. Goodbye, Ted.” -Victoria, HIMYM S07E03

6. The Barnacle’s gonna wear the Ducky Tie for one whole freakin’ year!

This is just getting better and better! And I wouldn’t mind not knowing who the Mother is right at this point as there are still undisclosed stories in their gang that need to be revealed. Niiiiice.